Features one of the weirdest premises for a movie that I've seen in recent years. I was also dismayed by yet another predictable good-guy-turns-out-to-be-bad reveal. The plot was cliche, the characters were meh, and basically seemed like it was ripping off "Cars", except with an even more unbelievable premise for a story than sentient automobiles. And if a movie is a poorer version of another movie that I've already voted a "thumbs down" on, you've got problems.
I will admit that some of the jokes were pretty good and I LOLed. But mostly, my eyes just ROLed.